YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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