Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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