i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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