She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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