THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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