Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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