I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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