what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Actions speak louder than pants.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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