just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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