I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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