i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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