Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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