What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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