I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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