My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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