Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Randomize
