Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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