Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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