so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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