McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
