Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pappa wants mamma naked
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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