And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
