Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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