Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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