4 words: hood of his car
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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