she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I deserve this hangover.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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