I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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