Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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