well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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