first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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