I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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