I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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