Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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