I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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