I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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