One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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