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How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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