I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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