he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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