I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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