i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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