Christians are straight up FREAKS
one two three fourrrrnication!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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