I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
