she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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