he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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