I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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