So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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