you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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