I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
