no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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