Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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