We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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