what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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