She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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