You just made me feel so damn special
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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