I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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