she looked like the before picture.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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