I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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