So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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