i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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