Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just want to make out with him forever
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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