what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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