As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
