"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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