it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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