You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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