and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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