They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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